Human Missile items
A catalog that stays honest while the shop is still growing.
Call this the items hub even though the template key is players. Human Missile does not ship a hero roster. It ships a missile you upgrade. Official text promises more features and items while the experience sits in beta. This hub is the index for what we can document without writing fan fiction.
Child pages: missile upgrades for spend types you can use tonight, and beta items for the promised shelf. Ranked advice lives on the upgrade tier list. How-to advice lives on how to upgrade.
What counts as an item here
An item is anything the client lets you buy, equip, or unlock that changes the missile or the session. That includes destruction nodes, control nodes, and cosmetics. It does not include a code that was never posted. It does not include a script menu. It does not include a game pass a stranger invented in chat.
If the shop shows a new icon after a publish, it belongs here the same day we can screenshot a tooltip. Until then, we talk in buckets. Buckets survive a rename. Fake proper nouns do not.
How to browse
Start with missile upgrades if you have points in your pocket. Start with beta items if you are trying to decide whether to wait for the next drop. Use the upgrade planner if you want a first-hour order instead of a catalog essay.
The targets list is not an item page, but it is the reason items matter. A stronger blast on grass is still grass.
What we know from official sources
- You can upgrade the missile for more destruction.
- More features and items are planned.
- The game is a Physics Sim on eight-player servers.
- There is no public badge list and no public code list.
That is a short shelf. A short shelf is correct. Players who want a fifty-row database should read the review and decide if they can enjoy a thin beta.
How this hub will grow
When Maddorith adds a named row, we will add a heading, a one-line effect, and a link back to the matching tier bucket. We will not backfill lore. We will not guess stats. We will not copy another Roblox missile wiki and find-replace the title.
If you see a name in a YouTube comment that this hub lacks, assume the comment is wrong until the client agrees. Then tell the updates hub with a date, not with a vibe.
Spend tonight like the shop is small: one destruction buy, five dives, one note about whether the house died faster. That note is how a real catalog starts. For official storefronts and the group, use official links. For the loop that earns the points, stay in guides.
Frequently Asked Questions
Quick answers to the most common Human Missile questions.
Does Human Missile have a character roster?
No. You are the missile. This hub tracks upgrades and promised items, not heroes.
Where is the full item list?
The beta shop is still growing. Use Missile Upgrades for current spend types and Beta Items for what is still promised.
Are game passes required?
Official how-to text does not require a pass to launch or smash. Treat chat-only passes as unverified.