Human Missile Beta items still coming
A promise page, not a fake loot table.
Maddorith wrote it in plain text: Human Missile is in BETA, and more FEATURES/ITEMS will be added in time. This page exists so we do not pretend the future shop already shipped. It is also a filter for YouTube comments that list twenty weapons this universe has never shown.
For things you can buy tonight, use missile upgrades. For ranks, use upgrade tiers. For the studio timeline, use beta status and patch notes.
What ‘more items’ can mean
In a physics smash game, a new item is usually one of four things: a stronger blast, a different flight feel, a cosmetic, or a session modifier (timer, multiplier, limited target). Official text does not specify which. Anyone who specifies a name is guessing. We will name a row when the client names it.
A new feature might not be an item at all. It could be a codes box, a new structure type, a better HUD, or a report tool. Those belong on updates first, then here if they create something you equip.
How we will add a row
When a publish lands:
- Confirm you are in place
114051220167664, not a clone. - Screenshot the new shop tab or world pickup.
- Write the name exactly.
- Bucket it: destruction, control, cosmetic, or unknown.
- Link it from this page and from missile upgrades.
Until those five steps happen, this page stays a promise. That will annoy people who want a database. It will protect people who would have bought a lie.
Rumors we will not print as facts
- Named nukes copied from other Roblox missile titles.
- Pets, TNT, or cannon power from Human Cannon.
- Admin guns from ‘admin abuse’ thumbnails.
- Codes that ‘unlock the full shop’.
If you saw it in another game, it is another game. Search terms overlap. Universes do not.
How to play while the shelf is empty
The loop does not need a finished catalog. Hold, look, smash, buy one destruction row. Read getting started if that sentence still feels abstract. Read the review if you are deciding whether to wait for the promised shelf.
Bring suggestions to Maddorith the way the description asks: report bugs, recommend ideas. Do that on official Roblox surfaces listed in official links. Do not do that by installing a script that ‘adds items’ locally. Those items exist only on your screen and can exist next to an account ban. See script safety.
This page will get longer when the beta gets longer. Until then, treat every specific item name you cannot find in your own shop as fiction. The honest catalog is small. Small is playable. Small plus a good dive is still a house-shaped hole. Go make one, then check this page again after the next Maddorith publish—not after the next thumbnail.
If you keep a personal note, write three columns: date, what the shop showed, what a dive felt like. That notebook becomes the real beta-item history for your account. When a friend claims a secret crate existed ‘yesterday’, ask for a screenshot with the place ID visible. No screenshot, no row. That habit also stops you from chasing codes that were never printed. Promises are allowed. Invisible inventories are not.
Frequently Asked Questions
Quick answers to the most common Human Missile questions.
When do new Human Missile items arrive?
Official text only says more features and items will be added in time. Watch patch notes and the in-game shop after publishes.
Why isn't there a full loot table?
Because the game is in beta and we will not invent names. This page logs promises until the client shows a row.
I saw a secret item on YouTube. Is it real?
Only if it appears in this universe's shop. Many missile videos are other games with similar titles.