Human Missile tier lists
S ranks for destruction and fat houses. No fan-fiction legendaries.
A tier list for a beta has to be humble. Human Missile does not publish a twenty-name arsenal. Official language gives us two axes: upgrade for more destruction and steer into the biggest, most valuable targets. This hub splits those axes into pages you can argue with after a publish, not pages we padded with invented rares.
Open upgrade tiers when the shop is open. Open target tiers when you are on the pad. If you need the why behind a rank, the matching guides are how to upgrade and how to score.
How we rank in early access
S means it changes the next smash in a way you can feel. A means it helps but is situational. B is fine after the loop is stable. C is cosmetic or unclear. F is a trap—chat deals, fake codes, or scripts.
We re-rank after studio publishes, not after a single lucky house. The mid-August 2026 touch is a reminder that values can move. If a new shop row appears, it starts in B until five honest dives say otherwise. See patch notes.
What this hub will not do
We will not list a ‘Void Spear’ or a ‘Nuclear Skin’ that the client does not show. We will not copy another game’s missile names. We will not pretend a YouTube thumbnail is a data source. If the shop is small, the list is small. That is a feature of an honest wiki.
How to use the two lists together
Pick an S-tier target, hit it at speed, then buy an S-tier spend. That sentence is the whole strategy layer. Players who reverse it—buy a trail, then dive into grass—write angry reviews. Read our review if you want the vibe check; stay here if you want the ranks.
Eight-player servers add a social modifier: an S-tier house that three missiles already ate is a C-tier pile of dust. Re-acquire. The steer guide is how you do that without wasting a launch.
Related tools
The upgrade planner turns these ranks into a first-hour order. The items hub stores catalog notes when names exist. The codes hub stays empty until Maddorith says otherwise—codes are not a tier, they are a rumor.
If you only open one child page tonight, open targets first. A perfect shop cannot save a missile that never aimed at value. Then open upgrades so the next boom is louder than the last.
Frequently Asked Questions
Quick answers to the most common Human Missile questions.
Is this Human Missile tier list official?
No. It is a fan ranking based on official loop language: destruction upgrades and valuable targets. Shop names will grow in beta.
Why are there so few named items?
Because we refuse to invent them. Maddorith said more items are coming. Ranks use categories until the client shows names.
How often do you update tiers?
After visible publishes or when a new shop row can be tested on real dives. Check patch notes around studio refreshes.